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Wearing Of This Garment Does Not Enable You To Fly

Author : Jeff Koon
ISBN : 9780743244756
Genre : Humor
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Presents a collection of warnings from consumer products, from a glass cleaner that warns users not to spray the product in the eyes and a chainsaw manual that advises against stopping the chain with one's hands.

Let God Change Your Life

Author : Greg Laurie
ISBN : 9781434703682
Genre : Religion
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Evangelist Greg Laurie calls all Christians back to radical New Testament living in his latest offering, Let God Change Your Life. Imagine what it would have been like to be a follower of Jesus; first-century Christians walked away from their old lives just to be where He was. What they learned, sitting at His feet, was discipleship. And when His work on earth was done, first-century Christians took His words and example and spread out, teaching the gospel to everyone. The good news is that we, too, can participate in this lifestyle. Laurie drills it down in three simple ideas: get to know Jesus, follow His plan for discipleship, and use it to tell others what we know. Laurie’s tone is clear, direct, and biblical.

Humour For All Ages Occasions And Celebrations

Author : Mel Bergstresser
ISBN : 9781483646053
Genre : Humor
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Have you ever been in a situation where you searched for some humor or wanted to share something humorous with someone and couldnt think of anything or didnt have any humorous sources handy? I have been in this situation many, many times when I wanted to share some personal humor and suitable joke or some interesting story for use as a Master of Ceremonies, so I decided to develop a collection of not only humor but also puns, interesting stories etc., covering 36 subjects that could be used for almost every occasion possible. Enjoy the last of the funny, weird, but good clean jokes, puns and interesting stories!

He Ll Forgive Me Anyway

Author : Steve Halliday
ISBN : 080542752X
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Grace is free, but it is not cheap. Halliday shows teens what it means to pick up their cross and follow Jesus.

Ammunition 357

Author : Brian King
ISBN : 9781449047177
Genre : Fiction
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The Happy Classroom From Ha Ha To A Ha

Author : Janet Aaker Smith
ISBN : 1937113132
Genre : Classroom environment
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Re-establishes the playfulness, creativity, and joy in teaching and learning. It offers practical classroom activities to spark ideas and develop creativity while having fun. The first section discusses the "serious stuff"--The cognitive, emotional, physical, and social benefits of using humor in the classroom. 16 activities follow that focus on building rapport among students and with the teacher. Next, are six activities that help students learn about laughter and types of humor. Then there are over 50 activities that include jokes, puns, riddles, joy breaks, language builders, and quizzes--Cover.

Effective Call Center Soft Skills

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ISBN : 9789350621134
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Don T Get Ripped Off Get Help Tell It To George

Author : Cynthia Bercowetz
ISBN : 9780741422286
Genre : Reference
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Cynthia Bercowetz's book, Don't Get ripped Off! Get Help! Tell it to George, reveals how to avoid identity theft, scams, con artists, bogus contests, and paying outrageous prices for anything!

The 12 Principles Of Pyong Hwa

Author : Steev RamsDell
ISBN : 9781452549279
Genre : Body, Mind & Spirit
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Pyong’hwa translates to English as peace and tranquility. The 12 Principles bring new understandings and enlightenments to ease life’s journey and to serve as a powerful yet comforting guide for every day and every moment of your experiences going forward. A fun, entertaining and easy read, each Principle is presented with memorable combinations of humor, insight, personal narratives and the collected wisdom of the ages. There are over 250 quotations of valuable perspectives, including everyone from Einstein, Disney, Gandhi, Shakespeare, Franklin, Lincoln, Kennedy and Mother Teresa, to Nin, Dyer, Forbes, Emerson, Aristophanes, Maher, and many more. Plus Zen, Buddhist, and Scottish proverbs, biblical citations, and original creations, including a direct quote from the Almighty, “Here you go: Life! Let’s see what you do with it.” There are cultural references spanning the generations, with more than sixty movie associations, including the memorable lines of Eastwood, Elvis, Sinatra, Marx, Chaplin, Buehler, Master Oogway, Forrest Gump, Captain James T. Kirk, and more. Plus apt quotations from celebrities of all sorts, including Michael Jordan, Robin Williams, Carly Simon, Will Rogers, Bill Cosby, George Burns, Doris Day, Rod Stewart, Gary Larson, Peter Ustinov, Yogi Berra, and many more. In an increasingly complex, fast-changing and emotionally challenging world, pathways and perspectives for more peace and tranquility are needed more than ever. This book will guide you along a path that will bring you to the yin of greater optimism, inner calm, appreciation and understanding, while providing the yang of new opportunity to create and realize your own joyful being!

Velo52

Author : Kristie McCrary
ISBN : 9780595402366
Genre : Religion
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velo52 is a unique and unusual devotional book, co-authored by fourteen young ladies which includes Kristie McCrary, the gifted, anointed leader of the group. These girls could have selected most any vocation and experienced success. Their upbringing, schooling, and exposure to quality friends were par excellence, first rate, tip-top, and worthy of praise. We're told that we become like the five people with whom we spend the most time. That being the case, these fourteen young ladies have it made! Kristie lives on the twelfth floor of a high-rise building with every protection and security afforded to her. Yet she is not able to isolate her dedicated cohorts from the heart-rending vicissitudes of life. Each one will no doubt need to be prepared and have a spiritual game-plan to meet betrayal, sickness, death, wrong decisions, separation, and a catalogue of other ways Satan will use to come against them. velo52 will give the testimony of these above-average young ladies. You can be a winner by reading this book. Like my late husband, Gordon, told our only daughter, Carole, (Shira in Hebrew), when she was young, 'Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.'" Freda Lindsay Co-founder, Christ For The Nations Inc., Dallas, Texas

Matrix Warrior

Author : Jake Horsley
ISBN : 9781250096234
Genre : Philosophy
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Finally comes the ultimate book for all those seeking to know more about the philosophy behind The Matrix and its sequels. Suppose that this world is not what it seems, and that humanity is actually just a food source supplementing a reign of machines. Welcome to the premise behind the world of The Matrix: the movie phenomenon and massive box-office series that has also produced some of film's most intelligent and thoughtful moments in the last ten years. In the Matrix movies, "reality" is just a dreamscape, a representation that six billion points of view agree to agree is "real." So if the only reality we know is a cunning and elaborate façade, what then does that signify for us? Matrix Warrior gives us the means to understand this premise and its implications on our knowledge of self and place. Combining an in-depth examination of the film with philosophical inquiry and the teachings of Castandeda, Jake Horsley has produced in Matrix Warrior a profound yet witty analysis-and all readers need to get "unplugged." "This accessible, entertaining book will be an enjoyable companion for those who want to dig deeper into the movies' rich universe."- Booklist

Tell Me A Joke Please

Author : Randy J. Hartman
ISBN : 9781440121456
Genre : Humor
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Humor at its best, even if you are a bathroom reader. The blue collar humor pokes fun at the people and the world we live in. Reading this is a perfect opportunity to escape this insane world and step into comedy.

Blow Your Blues Away

Author : Lulu De Zulu
ISBN : 9781465321909
Genre : Humor
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Life Under The Limbo Bar

Author : Faith Wood
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Genre : Self-Help
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Have you completely forgotten how to play? Are your kids, work and your own success getting in the way of your ability to cope or feel energized? The limbo game of life can have that effect on us. Face it, it's easy to keep things in perspective when the limbo bar is high in the air – life coasting along smoothly and without hazard; not too many decisions to be made; minimal demands; no one agitating or making us crazy. But what happens when the bar gets lower and requires more tactical maneuvering than we are otherwise used to; when our effortless existence and well-laid plans start to go awry? These are the moments that define us and they are truly wrought with humor and ridiculousness. Stress Management is truly over-rated. The reality is there is little that can actually be managed. Survived maybe, but not managed!!! Striving to be perfect and 'do it all' is creating toil on our lives and our overall health. Learning to adopt a strategy of lightening up and producing a positive attitude might be easier than you think. In Life under the Limbo Bar, You'll Learn: • 9 Secrets to Navigating Life Successfully • Why What You're Doing Now Isn't Working • 3 Simple Secrets for Stress Management • Secrets for Cultivating A Humor Garden • Things We Can Learn From Control Freaks • Time Management for Desperate People • Why De stressing is the First Step to Peace

Man Walks Into A Bar

Author : Stephen Arnott
ISBN : 9781646043712
Genre : Humor
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Be the life of the party with this ridiculous and definitely-not-for-kids joke book. Includes knock-knock-jokes, one-liners, puns, and more hilarious jokes. Do you want to be the person who keeps friends, family, and coworkers laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of thousands of jokes and alphabetically organized into hundreds of topics from accountants to zebras, this book offers you a massive collection of over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud. Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.” The police have reported the theft of a shipment of filing cabinets, document folders and labeling machines—it’s believed to have been the work of organized crime

Case For Christ For Kids 90 Day Devotional

Author : Lee Strobel
ISBN : 9780310733935
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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Based on the eye-opening best-selling series, this 90-day devotional for kids ages 9-12 explores the life of Jesus and what it means to be a Christian, while also tackling tough questions kids ask about God. For kids who want to learn more about their faith so they can share with others, this devotional uses light-hearted prose, illustrations, historical facts, research and true stories to bring to life the miracles, ministry and way of life of Jesus.

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Health Fair

Author : Fred Neil
ISBN : 1589392124
Genre : Humor
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The medicinal value of humor is not a new phenomenon. During the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln told his Cabinet, "With the fearful strain upon me day and night, if I did not laugh, I should die. You need this medicine as much as I do." With the funniest stories and lists this side of the millennium, this book is a heaping helping of penicillin for the mind. This book will heal the stitches it keeps you in. Almost everything has been fair game for the Email laugh mavens who contributed stories to this book. Under a laugh attack are (Heaven forbid) the Bible, travel, kids, sex and sexists, the Clinton years, News at 11, body parts, medical moments, politically incorrect and the usual suspects - blondes and lawyers. Nothing new, everything borrowed and some stories decidedly blue.

The One Year Father Daughter Devotions

Author : Jesse Florea
ISBN : 9781414377810
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
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As girls enter their tween and teen years, it’s especially important for them to have an open and growing relationship with their father. Unfortunately, this is often the time when parental relationships are strained. The One Year Father-Daughter Devotions can foster communication and understanding; and it’s a wonderful way for a father to bond with his daughter during a crucial point in her life. Each of the 365 devotions begins with an introductory story, then daddy-daughter time provides discussion questions, activities, or other practical applications of the daily lesson. A “What’s the Word” section gives a related Bible verse to help bring God’s Word alive as father and daughter apply the Scripture to their lives. Written by three fathers, the devotions have a tone that is conversational and relatable: the authors use everything from flavored potato chips to the Etch-A-Sketch game to share truths about God’s Word and to help fathers and daughters relate to each other.

Guilty Pleasures

Author : Laura E. Little
ISBN : 9780190625764
Genre : LAW
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Few people associate law books with humor. Yet the legal world--in particular the American legal system--is itself frequently funny. Indeed, jokes about the profession are staples of American comedy. And there is actually humor within the world of law too: both lawyers and judges occasionally strive to be funny to deal with the drudgery of their duties. Just as importantly, though, our legal system is a strong regulator of humor. It encourages some types of humor while muzzling or punishing others. In a sense, law and humor engage a two-way feedback loop: humor provides the raw material for legal regulation and legal regulation inspires humor. In Guilty Pleasures, legal scholar Laura Little provides a multi-faceted account of American law and humor, looking at constraints on humor (and humor's effect on law), humor about law, and humor in law. In addition to interspersing amusing episodes from the legal world throughout the book, the book contains 75 New Yorker cartoons about lawyers and a preface by Bob Mankoff, the cartoon editor for the New Yorker.

Greatest Jokes Of The Century

Author : Thomas F. Shubnell
ISBN : 9781440416996
Genre : Humor
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It is hard to imagine that this third book could be even funnier than the first two, but it is. Can't get enough laughter, try this one on for size. Laughter is addicting. To triple your fun. You must share it with others.

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